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Friday, December 18, 2009 at 5:00AM | by Giller In an effort to display his leadership credentials, the newly installed opposition party leader Tony Abbott (Liberal) has controversially stated his desire to see Australia disband from the British Commonwealth. An outline of his ambitious plans for the nation suggest that he views Australia as an emerging superpower and so he wishes to form closer ties with China. While attending the launch of the new Victorian Bitter-sweet range at the VB brewery he stated the obvious; ‘Britain is an ale-ing power’. His plan is to turn the whole of Australia into one gigantic mine so that the Queen can’t lay claim to the land as there is no longer any top-soil to call land. Naturally the rewards of all this mining will be sold to the Chinese in their quest for world domination. He is hopeful that the English will support this move as it is their only chance of winning a Commonwealth Games gold medal in Delhi in 2010. Under his breath he was heard asking; ‘Why the hell is the Union Jack on our flag anyway?’ Indeed his proposals also include a new Australian flag (see tri-colour below).
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Hey Mark,
Fantastic trip you're having and great keeping an eye on your blog! Happy Christmas and best of luck with the rest of the trip!!
Eoin