Gill Industries Press Release

Recent developments have led Gill Industries to terminate its joint venture agreement with Merrill Lynch, one of the world's largest casino operators. A difference of opinion over the investment philosophy of the venture has led to the amicable parting of ways. It was the desire of directors in Gill Industries to bet all client money on red, however, the Chief Investment Officer of Merrill Lynch was insistent that the house bet on black.

This conflict of opinion has resulted in the dissolution of the 10 year joint initiative. This will now allow Gill Industries to pursue freely a more socialist agenda (red) for clients while Merrill Lynch will continue to focus on the darker side (black), being the capitalist game of ping-pong played between fear and greed.

All clients and associates of Gill Industries should note that offices have relocated from Wall Street to Easy Street.

Mark Gill (PRO)